Cor! sun in the sky, washing on the line, children playing in the gardens on their Easter holidays, must be Spring.
T is patrolling the churchyard checking for falling gravestones. Government health and safety directive;- someone kneeling to pray, replacing a wind-blown plastic flower, getting a stone out of their hoof, may lean for support on a gravestone - it may topple and they may then ...........need a funeral in double quick time.
[Added problem - The Crematorium is backed up as usual I expect.]